APPLICATION

Applying for the Position of
Your Friend 🌿

Honest. A little much. Completely sincere.

↓ Read before deciding

📋 Why This Exists

Somewhere along the way, I realised I genuinely want to know you — not in a complicated, pressure-filled way. Just the simple, real way where two people talk, listen, and actually show up for each other.

So before anything else, I'm filing this formal, slightly ridiculous, completely sincere application.

"I just want to be your friend. Simple as that."

Everything below is the fine print you deserve to read before signing.

⚠️ Full Disclosure — What You're Signing Up For

Transparency first. Here is exactly what comes with this:

😤
Annoyingly Present
Check-ins. Follow-ups. "Did you eat?" at random hours. I will be consistently, unavoidably there.
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Random Notifications
A thought. A meme. Something funny. Something random. Your notification bar will know my name.
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Needs Replies
If you go quiet too long I'll assume something's wrong. This is a known trait. Still working on it.
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Talks About Everything
Your day, my day, big things, small things, feelings, plans. All of it. Constantly. You've been warned.
But also…
✅ What You Actually Get
01
Someone who genuinely shows up
Not just for the fun days. For the boring ones, the hard ones, the days you didn't even realise you needed someone around.
02
A listener who actually listens
Not waiting for my turn to talk. Actually there, actually paying attention to what you say and what you don't.
03
Zero judgment. Zero gossip.
What you share with me stays with me. Not as a line — just how it works.
04
Available. Always.
Morning, night, weekday, weekend. No need to find the right time to reach out. I'm just there.
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Genuine care. Every day.
I notice things. I remember things. If you let me be your friend, that means you get all of it — the full version, not the polite one.
💬 Honest words

Aastha, I'm not here with a complicated agenda. I just think you're someone worth knowing — properly, honestly, without pressure or rush.

Friendship is the simplest thing I can offer, and also the most genuine. No conditions. No expectations beyond what comes naturally.

I might text too much. I might care too loudly. I might be a lot sometimes. But I'll also be the person who doesn't disappear when things get hard — and that's worth more than perfect timing.

So... what do you say? 🌿

Friends? 🤞

No pressure. But also... please say yes.

* This offer has no expiry date. Terms cannot be modified except to add more reasons you'll enjoy having me around. Standard annoyingly-caring-friend clauses apply. Refunds not available because friendship isn't a transaction.